If you’re facing a drug test at short notice then you’re in real trouble. Wondering how to clean your system in 24-hour is a pretty valid thing to be panicking about, so let’s help you out here.
What we’re going to talk about in this quick guide is the fastest way to clean out your system to pass a drug test. We’ll talk about how drugs work in the body, and if it’s even possible to pass a drug test with 24 hours’ notice at all.
Then what we’re going to do is talk you through the proven ways to pass a drug test of any type, with any length of notice. You’ll be glad to know there are a couple of ways you can pass a drug test fast, so read on to find out how you can rescue the situation right now.
How Drugs Work In Your Body
Whatever drug you take, let’s say you’re smoking weed, the active ingredient that gets you high gets converted into waste cell products called metabolites.
These metabolites work their way around your bloodstream, and they are slowly pushed out of your body. They will work their way out for your skin in sweat, and out through your bladder (a few types of drugs such as weed also work their way out through your stools as well).
I’m going to tell you the bad news right now though: there’s absolutely no way to learn how to clean your system in 24 hours. It’s impossible.
But there are proven ways to pass a drug test even with just a couple of hours’ notice, and what we’re going to do now is talk about the type of test you could face, and then go through the three options you have to pass a drug test at short notice.
The Type Of Drug Test You Could Face
So what we’re talking about here basically is a urine sample drug test. That’s the most common drug test you could face.
Now you know that it’s actually impossible to clean out your system in 24 hours genuinely, we have to talk about the strategies that you can use to still pass:
- You can naturally detox alongside some detox pills, and hope that you push out all the toxins before your drug test, but this is highly unlikely if you’ve only got 24 hours or so until you potentially take it.
- You could try and mask the toxins, by flushing them out and hoping that the fresh ones in your bloodstream don’t work their way into your urine before you take your test.
- You could just not submit a sample at all, basically by submitting a fake sample.
You could be unlucky here and face a supervised drug test, but I would find that very unlikely unless it’s something to do with law enforcement or insurance.
Mostly, these urine sample drug tests are unobserved. That means that you don’t have anyone in the room with you potentially, and certainly not directly observing you, which means that submitting a fake sample is definitely a viable strategy.
How To Get Weed Out Of Your System Naturally
But going back to I said a moment ago, one of the most proven ways to pass a drug test is to just get clean. But this you will usually take more than 24 hours.
Now I don’t want to completely rule that out for you as a strategy here. If you are only a light user, let’s say you’ve smoked a couple of joints in the past week and very little before that, then it is possible to get weed out of your system fast. Your body will naturally get rid of most of the metabolites over a few days.
Let’s look at some average drug detection times in urine so you can see what I mean:
- THC (cannabis) up to 4 days
- Benzodiazepines up to 3 days
- Barbiturates up to 4 days
- MDMA up to 2 days
- Heroin up to 2 days
So if you’re a light user, then you could get away with flushing out your system in 24 hours doing a natural detox.
But the problem is, that these are drug detection times for light users under ideal circumstances, an average. But that doesn’t take into account your physiological make up, your age, how much you’ve taken, and how frequently, or even the quality of what you’ve taken. All those variables feed into this.
Plus, if you’re trying to get weed out your system fast then you have to bear in mind that although light cannabis users will be free of drug toxins in a few days, chronic users can take literally months to get clean.
The reason is that cannabis metabolites can cling onto fat cells in the body. Even with moderate use, those metabolites can cling on for weeks at a time (in one study up to 3 months after the last joint).
The bottom line here guys is that you will not get your system clean in 24 hours unless you are incredibly lucky. You can do a natural detox, eat well, drink tons of water, exercise, sweat, and don’t take any drugs, and even back up with a powerful detox pill course, but that will usually still take more than 24 hours.
Fastest Way To Clean Out Your System Temporary
One of the proven ways to pass a drug test is to use a high-quality marijuana detox drink.
That’s what we’re really talking about as your first strategy, a detox drink to mask the toxins for a few hours so that you can submit a clean sample.
A detox drink works by flushing out the toxins in your bladder and urinary tract at that moment. The flood of liquid flushes them out and the ingredients in it clean you out so there are none clinging on inside your bladder and urinary tract.
At the same time, that complex detox drink contains minerals and chemicals found in urine. It floods the body with them so that some are passed through as waste and appear in your urine. So for a few hours, you get fresh and clean urine. As the toxins leak back into your bladder, so you will get caught again.
You only get a few hours, up to 5 hours, but often only two or three hours to submit a sample. It’s a small window of opportunity but it could be enough.
Don’t buy low quality detox drinks like Stinger Detox, or QCarbo32. Tons of people make this mistake, especially with QCarbo32 because you can get it at Walmart. They aren’t powerful enough and they don’t create a good urinary balance. They have a poor track record and you can fail.
The best brands out there are:
- Rescue Cleanse
- Mega Clean
- Absolute Detox
- Ultra Eliminex
Anyone of those drinks will work to pass a drug test, even if you’re a chronic smoker.
The top tip though is to make sure that you do a 24-hour detox before your test if possible. That way you’ll flush out more toxins, leaving less work for the detox drink to do on the day of your test.
You could buy a 24-hour course of Toxin Rid, powerful detox pills so that you really can get weed out of your system fast, whatever drug it is. That will give the detox drink the best chance of clearing out the toxins and no more leaking in for several hours.
I say again, don’t be lazy. If you go for a cheap brand detox drink, one you can grab easily, then you could fail. They are no better than flavored water. You have to buy the premium, specialist products I’ve mentioned.
The problem with detox drinks, apart from the small window of opportunity, is that you do still stand a small chance of failing. If you are a chronic user, and you have loads of drug metabolites in your body, then you just might not get clean because they are passing out of your body so regularly. If that’s the case, then you’re really only going to have one option: submit a fake sample.
Most Proven Way To Pass A Drug Test: Synthetic Urine
If you’re serious about passing a drug test and want the absolute best way of passing it, then synthetic urine is definitely the way to go.
Don’t worry about the fastest way to clean out your system, you don’t need to. You’re just going to fool everyone by submitting a fake sample that is crystal clear.
I’m talking about fake urine here, I’m not talking about some of your friend’s urine. There’s far too much risk in trying to cut corners and use someone else’s. For a start, real urine spoils after just a couple of hours at room temperature, and you still have to get it within the right temperature range (between 90°F and 100°F) for it to be a valid sample.
It’s far simpler to just by a box of high-quality fake urine than learn how to clean your system out in 24 hours.
The downside to this strategy is it’s expensive. The top brand is $100 for a box, the second-best is $80. I’ll talk to you through the top three brands in a moment.
So rather than trying to get weed out of your system fast, just submit your fake sample. It’s easy to prepare. The cheaper brands need a microwave because they are kept within the right temperature range using a heatpad, while the top two brands use heat activator powder which is far more controllable.
But because it’s an unsupervised drug test, all you have to do is walk in with it tucked inside your underwear. Then go behind a screen, or in another room, check the temperature, and then pour it into the sample container. Hand it over, say thank you, job done.
So let’s just take a look at the top three synthetic urine brands right now:
- Quick Luck is the ultimate fake urine you can use. It’s the most expensive as well though, at $100. But you get the most complex formula of fake urine out there, with 14 chemicals found in human urine, perfectly balanced for pH and specific gravity as well.
It contains heat activator powder in a separate vial. It’s ready mixed so you just wait until you’re outside the testing lab and keep gently tapping in heat activator powder bit by bit until it reads on the temperature strip. Then go in and submit your sample hassle-free.
- Sub Solution is the second best brand on the market. It’s slightly cheaper at $80 but is a powder rather than ready mixed. But other than that, it’s exactly the same as Quick Luck, and made by the same company. You’re just paying the extra $20 for more convenience really (although Quick Luck does also come with heat pads as well as heat activator powder).
The same thing as with Quick Luck, you don’t even have to heat up the sample in advance using a microwave. You just wait until you are about to go in and submit your sample, and just tap in a bit of the heat activator powder. Agitate it until it dissolves, and watch the temperature rise. Do that until it’s within the correct temperature range and then you’ll have about 20 minutes to submit it. The beauty is if you’re about to submit your sample and it’s cool, you can literally just tap in the heat activator powder bit more and it will raise the temperature in about 30 seconds.
- If you’re on a budget then Quick Fix is a great choice. It’s premixed, and only costs $40, so half of the price of Sub Solution. But it isn’t such a complex formula, it just contains the basics that could be looked for in a sample, such as your urea, uric acid, and creatinine. So it’s no good for a more advanced drug test, but should be good enough for a basic, cheap pre-employment one.
It uses a heatpad so you will have to activate the heatpad and microwave the sample to get it within the right temperature range. The heatpad is pretty good, and should keep the temperature okay, but will add bulk to what you’ve got to smuggle in, and there is more margin for error because of this.
But there you go, synthetic urine is definitely better than trying to work out how to clean out your system. Of all the proven ways to pass a drug test, a synthetic urine brand like Quick Luck or Sub Solution is the most effective way to try and pass a drug test with just 24 hours’ notice.
If it’s a supervised drug test, or you don’t have the balls to submit a fake sample then a high-quality detox drink is your second choice. It will mask the toxins for a few hours, but if you are riddled with toxins, if you’re smoking several big joints a day, and you have been for months, then the window of opportunity could be as small as a couple of hours clean.
Whichever strategy you choose rather than trying to clean out your system in 24 hours or less, get this stuff in stock. It will take a few days to arrive, so if you think you might be facing a drug test in the near future, get that synthetic urine or detox drink in stock now, as you’ll get at least a year of shelf life once you have it.